Overly honest cashier moment

I was buying a pack of gum and a pint of ice cream at 10:30 p.m. The cashier looked at my items, scanned them, and said, “Rough night?”

I laughed awkwardly and said, “Just tired.”

He nodded and added, “Yeah, this screams ‘emotional support sugar.’”

There were three people behind me. Everyone heard.

I still bought the ice cream. I just did it with far more awareness of my public vulnerability than I wanted.