My coworkers call me 'Excel Ninja' behind my back, not because of my impressive spreadsheet skills, but because I can turn a simple budget report into a work of art with judicious use of colour-coding and fonts. They're probably just messing with me, but every time I see the phrase 'Budget Update' in 72-point Arial bold, I feel a rush of pride and power. Meanwhile, our new intern is trying to impress everyone with her PowerPoint macros – I just nod and say "cool, nice slides..." before wondering if she knows about the 300-row limit and accidentally freezing the table of contents. At least the copier jam still works.
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