I ordered a latte, sat down, and waited for the barista to call my name. They eventually shouted, “Large almond!” which confused everyone—including me.
I didn’t realize until after three rounds of “Large almond! LARGE almond!” that they were calling my drink and not a person.
When I walked up, the barista said, “Oh thank God, I was starting to think I hallucinated you ordering this.”
Now I triple-check that my name label actually prints.