Story #1

One time this happened...

I was in the grocery store after work, moving on autopilot, when I noticed a shopping cart behind me every time I switched aisles. I figured someone kept leaving it while grabbing items, but after the fifth aisle, I started feeling like I was being followedโ€ฆ by a cart.

I finally looked inside.

It was my cart.

I had somehow grabbed an empty cart and pushed it around while my original, fully loaded cart sat abandoned at the end of a random aisle.

A very gentle employee came over and said, โ€œI think you left your groceries two aisles back.โ€

I wanted to dissolve into the floor.
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