I tried to return a toaster because it started smoking by day three. The employee opened the box, looked at the toaster, then looked at me like he was about to interrogate me.
“Did you… cook something unusual in here?” he asked.
He shook the toaster, and a lone slice of melted-then-hardened cheese dropped out.
I swear I didn’t put cheese in the toaster. I live alone. I still don’t know how it got there.
He sighed and processed the return anyway.
“Did you… cook something unusual in here?” he asked.
He shook the toaster, and a lone slice of melted-then-hardened cheese dropped out.
I swear I didn’t put cheese in the toaster. I live alone. I still don’t know how it got there.
He sighed and processed the return anyway.
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