The weird way my aunt smells when she eats beans. We're all standing in the kitchen, plates in hand, arguing over the best brand of instant ramen. I casually mention it to my little cousin, who wrinkles up her nose at me, "You mean Aunt Susan's bean-stinky?" I chuckle, a bit surprised she remembers the term. Our family's collective obsession with describing unflattering odors has become a weird tradition - we've got nicknames for Grandpa's sweaty armpits, Mom's old perfume, and of course, Aunt Susan's beans.
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